Tom & Doug - The Music & The Madness

Mystifying Music Lovers since 1985

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Eighteen historic and new tracks - an hour of appalling music!

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1. We're Not Gonna Take it
2. Gangsta Knitter  ogg
3. Come Along with Me  ogg
4. Stray Cat Strut (live)
5. Feminist Blues Medley
6. Tomorrow Never Knows
7. A Toast to Champaign
8. The Arsenal of Salvation  ogg
9. Heavy Metal
10. I Should Like to Live up a Tree
11. Meet the Flintstones (live with the Kazoo Guru Orchestra)
12. Can't Stop for a Minute  ogg
13. Real Dream
14. The Bird Song  ogg
15. I Saw Her Standing There
16. Macho Man
17. Go to a Party
18. Sooner or Later  ogg

Tom & Doug: Volume 1 - Outstanding in Their Field

The 19th Anniversary Album

72 minutes of new and classic tracks!

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1. The Girl from Ipanema
2. Force Myself to Stop
3. These Guys Know What Love Is
4. Love, Honor, Cherish
5. Compelling
6. Hey, Would You Buy Me Beer?
7. Love is a Myth
8. Here Comes My Ball & Chain
9. To the Virgins Living in Sin
10. Put Your Name upon the Truth
11. Our Love Song
12. Goofy Guy's Love Song
13. I Want to Tell You
14. Mucho Mucho Grand
15. Bored, Punched, and Augered
16. Billie Jean
17. TLC
18. Seizure at the Strip Club
19. Blue Shifted

Tom and Doug: Volume 2 - Love Songs

These Guys Know What Love Is

Last Tango in Princeton (1988)

1. She Loves You (Lennon/McCartney)
2. Answering Machine Message (Gentile)
3. Don't Think Twice, It's All Right (Dylan)
4. Goofy Guy's Love Song (Florek/Gentile)
5. I'd Like to Take You Out Tonight (Gentile/Hezlett)  ogg
6. How Deep is Your Love (Gibb/Gibb)
7. A Commercial  ogg
8. Witchcraft (Leigh/Coleman)
9. Star Trek (with apologies to Courage)
10. Self-Betrayer (Hezlett/Gentile/Florek)
11. Girl with the Dark Brown Eyes and the Long and Black Sub-Machine Gun (Florek/Gentile)  ogg
12. 16 Tons (Traditional)
13. My Grandpa Told Me (Florek/Gentile)
14. Sooner or Later (Gentile)
15. Johnny B. Goode (Berry)

Additional Musicians: Bill Durie, Eric Schopf, Dave Meyer, Steve Rhen, John Tritt, and Cheesecake Bill on harmonica

"Those Goofy Guys" - Our Roadie Sarah

Doug, Doug, Kevin, & Tom: A Toast to Champaign (1989)

1. My Girlfriend's Back (Feldman/Gottehrer/Goldstein)
2. A Toast to Champaign (Florek/Gentile/Hezlett)
3. Mother Freedom (Gates)
4. Drum Solo (Gardner)
5. Lonesome Tonight (Mauney)
6. Blue Moon of Kentucky (Monroe)
7. I've Just Seen a Face (Lennon/McCartney)
8. Peter Gunn Theme (Mancini; Arr. Tom, Doug, & Doug)
9. I Saw Her Standing There (Lennon/McCartney)
10. My Wife Yaps and I Listen (Kind of) (Hezlett/Gentile)
11. Heartbreak Hotel (Axton/Durden/Presley)
12. Make up Your Mind (Mauney)
13. Yesterday (Mauney)
14. Moonlight (Gentile/Hezlett)

Additional Musicians: Doug Gardner (drums/percussion), Kevin Mauney (vocals, guitars, bass on 8), Brian Dyre (sax), Gordon Logan (guitar on 3 & 14), Art Markman (keyboards on 11) 

Doug and Tom Sell You a Load of Trash (1993)

1. Come Along with Me (Florek/Gentile)
2. Billie Jean (Jackson)
3. Kaufman's Rye Bread (Wile/King)
4. Love Will Keep Us Together (Sedaka/Greenfield)
5. Artistic Inspiration (or "The Price of Hubris")
6. The Arsenal of Salvation (Florek/Gentile)
7. Mucho Mucho Grand (Parker/Young)
8. When I'm Not Near the Girl I Love (Lane)
9. I Love Trash (Moss)
10. Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' (Perry)

Additional Musicians: Doug Gardner, Dan Grise, Beth Bacon, Joe Bezek, Rock Vitella, Eric Schopf, Bill Durie, Sarah Hezlett 

The Adventures of Tom and Doug (1994)

1. Force Myself to Stop (Florek)
2. Can't Stop for a Minute (Florek/Gentile)
3. Love, Honor, Cherish (Gentile)
4. Put Your Name upon the Truth (Florek)
5. I Should Like to Live up a Tree (Florek)
6. I Want to Tell You (Beethoven/Gentile)
7. Blue Moon (Rodgers/Hart)
8. Answering Machine Message #2  ogg
9. Stray Cat Strut (Setzer)
10. Go to a Party (The Fems)
11. Tom & Doug Live at the Martinsville Fireworks  ogg
12. Teddy Bear's Picnic (Bratton/Kennedy)  ogg
13. Love is a Myth (Florek)
14. Tres Borrachos (Eilfort/Florek/Gentile)
15. Real Dream (Florek/Gentile)
16. How Will I Know? (Gentile)  ogg
17. Meet the Flintstones (Hanna/Barbera)
18. The Morning/The Nightmare (Florek/Gentile)  ogg
19. Heavy Metal (Anonymous/Gentile)
20. The Bird Song (Florek)
21. Macho Man (Morali/Belelo/Willis/Whitehead)

Additional Musicians: Fiona Williams, Dan Grise, Mike Cirelli, Preston Harrison, Joe Bezek, Yim Fai Fong, Eric Schopf, Evelyn Gentile, Joseph Gentile, Ann Kwinn, Doug Gardner, Phyllis Teitelbaum, Chris Tanner, Bill Eilfort, Scott Smallwood.